It's time to get this thing back to life

We're back. Will see how it goes this time.
I can promise you a weekly dose of utter nonsense.

The recap of the Fall

Ahhh.... It's almost winter outside, but lets have a look at the fall activities in my cousin Vlad's castle. Yay!

Locals worked really hard during the spring and the summer. Sucks for them.

But the fall was absolutely great - mother nature did it's best and provided vast amounts of goodies for people and animals to live through the winter.




People were ecstatic and enraptured about the fact that farm animals had a good time in spring and herds almost doubled in the fall.

The harvest of apples was so big that my cousing had to give them away. Peons really appreciated it.

Obviously there were some lazy asses who decided not to contribute to the wealth of my beloved cousin.

Vlad dealt with them in his typical way:

Marketplace next to my cousin's castle

My cousin Vlad decided to provide more entertainment to the locals who work for him in his castle. He opened a marketplace. Sure enough the visitors swarmed in.

My cousin Vlad

These are the stables where my cousin Vlad keeps his dragon Gustav

(to be continued...)

The anthem of the team

I present you the anthem of the team.



It is not official and will be replaced if any of the team members will object.

Parking lot atrocities

Asylums with doors open wide,

Where people had paid to see inside,

For entertainment they watch his body twist

Behind his eyes he says, 'I still exist.'

Once A Wallet

Well, this is what a wallet that has been chewed up, swallowed,
partially digested and then forcefully regurgitated looks like. I will
be selling this wallet at a significant discount if you are interested.
Please post your offers in the comment section.